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The Salty Spitoon (Slight revival)

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by DarkWolfInsanity, May 15, 2014.

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  1. DarkWolfInsanity

    DarkWolfInsanity Guest

    "Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?"



    Simple forum game. Just basicly ask how tough the next guy is.

    First guy: "How tough are ya?"
    Second guy: "How tough am I? I beat NES Mario Brothers with only one life. Without any warp zones. How tough are you?"
    Third guy: "(Blah blah tough guy) How tough are you?"
     
    DarkWolfInsanity, May 15, 2014
    #1
  2. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Badhamknibbs says "How tough am I? I'm so tough I punched a CmD on the street as a brand new citizen."

    [me=Badhamknibbs]turns to the next guy and asks "How tough are you?"[/me]
     
    Badhamknibbs, May 15, 2014
    #2
  3. Lugaru

    Lugaru Guest

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    How tough am I? I once deleted system 32
    And nothing happened.

    [me=Lugaru]turns to the next guy, "How tough are 'ya?"[/me]
     
    Lugaru, May 15, 2014
    #3
  4. DarkWolfInsanity

    DarkWolfInsanity Guest

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    How tough am I? I lift dumbbells with my dick.

    Without a boner.


    [me=DarkWolfInsanity]turns to the next guy, "How tough are you?"[/me]
     
    DarkWolfInsanity, May 15, 2014
    #4
  5. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    How tough am I? I once kicked a sandcastle that some kid had spent ages on,
    Then set fire to it.
    [me=Tydosius]turns to the next guy[/me]
    "How tough are you?"
     
    Tydosius, May 15, 2014
    #5
  6. Niker107

    Niker107

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Oh, how tough am I? I once joined an online community, shitposted a lot,
    and wasn't called autistic nor a shitposter for it. In-fact, I was made a supervisor.

    [me=Niker107]turns to the next guy.[/me]

    How touch are you, ey?
     
    Niker107, May 15, 2014
    #6
  7. Lugaru

    Lugaru Guest

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    I once played Dark Souls Two.

    And only attempted suicide four times.
    [me=Lugaru]turns to the next guy, "How tough are 'ya?"[/me]
     
    Lugaru, May 15, 2014
    #7
  8. walter2

    walter2

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    How tough an I? I survived the Oliver apocalypse of2014.

    how tough
     
    walter2, May 15, 2014
    #8
  9. SolaceSandwich

    SolaceSandwich Guest

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    How tough am I? Not very.

    h0w 7uff r u??
     
    SolaceSandwich, May 15, 2014
    #9
  10. Mr. Meow

    Mr. Meow will code for food Clockwork Customer

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    How tough am I? I beat Outlast 9 times on hard difficulty without fearing anything, and recently beat Outlast: Whistleblower on insane difficulty without fear too.

    [me=TheGarry]turns to the next guy and says: "How tough are you?"[/me]
     
    Mr. Meow, May 15, 2014
    #10
  11. Lugaru

    Lugaru Guest

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    I beat Devil May Cry 4...
    Without using a walkthrough.

    [me=Lugaru]strokes his manly beard, turning around.[/me]
     
    Lugaru, May 15, 2014
    #11
  12. walter2

    walter2

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    How tough am I? I can bench 350 five fucking times bro.
     
    walter2, May 15, 2014
    #12
  13. DarkWolfInsanity

    DarkWolfInsanity Guest

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    How tuff am I? Tuff enough to semi-revive this thread

    Without fear of forum muting

    How tough are you, next in long?
     
    DarkWolfInsanity, May 23, 2014
    #13
  14. Charlie B. Barkin

    Charlie B. Barkin Charlie B. Barkin

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    I'm that tough I don't make my avatar Top-Hat's.

    How tough are you lad?
     
    Charlie B. Barkin, May 23, 2014
    #14
  15. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    My god.
    How tough am I, I once sucked off kurozael without mouth wash.
    [me=Valterain1]Turns "how tough ya?"[/me]
     
    Valterain1, May 23, 2014
    #15
  16. ShadowOfDoubt

    ShadowOfDoubt In the grim dark future. There is only SCG.

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    How tough am I? Sir, I beat Lost Alpha with nothing more than one bottle of water, a loaf of bread, makarov and one magazine. and cheats

    [me=ShadowOfDoubt]Turns to the next guy, 'How tough you be there matey?'[/me]
     
    ShadowOfDoubt, May 24, 2014
    #16
  17. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    Me? I'm not tough. I'm a minge.

    Oh, and by the way...
    POWERGAME!
    [me=Tydosius]kills ShadowOfDoubt then humps the corpse singing about the joys of life in city 8[/me]

    [me=Tydosius]turns to the next guy[/me]
    How tough are ye?
     
    Tydosius, May 24, 2014
    #17
  18. Acerius

    Acerius Rock it for me!

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    How tough am I? My brake cable snapped and I went face-first at 20MPH into a wall.
    I didn't even cry once (but I did look like I had tomatoes thrown at me).

    *turns to the next guy
    How tough are ye'?
     
    Acerius, May 24, 2014
    #18
  19. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    How tough am I? I watched "The Splinter" episode of spongebob.
    And didn't even slightly feel squeamish.

    [me=Badhamknibbs]turns to the next guy[/me]

    How tough are ye?
     
    Badhamknibbs, May 24, 2014
    #19
  20. TheDogFather

    TheDogFather Guest

    Re: The Salty Spitoon

    I'm so tough, I'm can tear paper.

    [me=TheDogFather]turns to the next person.[/me]

    How tough are ye?
     
    TheDogFather, May 24, 2014
    #20
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