The scariest shit you've seen spiders do.

What is the scariest shit you've seen a spider do?

Just this morning as I am about to walk into the shower, I see a wolf (looking, wolf spiders dont use webs I don't think) spider using his web as a rappel, and going down the wall like a Navy SEAL. I laughed as I was terrified and sprayed it with the shower head.

I've also seen a spider fight like four ants before, but it ended up getting all of it's limbs ripped off by them.

Ever seen spiders do this?


Yeah, they've done that to me before.

What about you guys?

 

I have a mug from a museum I used to work at. We have a mug rack facing mouthpiece upright so you can just take it off the wall and pour yourself a mug.
I decided I was gonna take my mug to school to make tea. I figured dust was gonna be inside so I looked inside. Huge ass spider, I freaked out and turned on the scalding hot water and boiled the fucker.

 

You did God's work.

My brother walked into the bathroom today, saw a hugeass spider in the tub (holy shit the spiders in Ireland are almost the size of the Strayan ones now) and called his girlfriend up to come look at it.

She grabbed it and flushed it down the toilet.

 

So I googled 'why the fuck are Irish spiders getting so big this is bullshit' and I came across this thread on reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/2h9ql8/are_irish_spiders_meant_to_be_this_big/

I've never laughed so hard in my life.

 

spiders are very rare in my house, when i go out i see spiders but they do fuck owt and just stand still.
when i was around 6 or 5, big ass spider which was quite hairy, was making me cringe, i standed on top of my desk, apparently this one had the speed of mo farrah, it ran around quite fast, i called my dad to throw my moms slipper at it, it died, flushed it down the toilet the end.

 

am i the only one that doesnt mind spiders
they eat all the random bugs that fly around your house and keep to themselves most of the time

 

i was staying at a friends for the night and we had to get up early the next day. he moved his room from the top floor to the basement and because im the guest i get the ground. turns out his basement is full of spiders and after shaking two out of my blanket and after killing another 2 that attempted to get on my bed i was parqnoied to shit and ended up falling asleep after i moved my bed from the corner of the room to the middle. i fucking hate spiders.

 

not spiders technically but whiptail scorpions fucking scare the living shit out of me

everything they do is terrifying