The Serious Roleplay Musical (POLIUM ROLEPLAY)

1. ** Damion Smallwood bursts through the front doors, feeling an incredible satisfaction as he feels the cold, somewhat musty smell of hair in mashed potatoes with gravy. The entrance holes of bullets gives him a nostalgic rememberance of days when he used to eat that good shit on Starship Troopers homeworlds! Just like Damion himself, the chicken was infinite!
2. Damion Smallwood says "Ahh, it's heaven!"
3. Damion Smallwood says "Ahh yes... I can't believe it!"
4. [OOC] Charles Mendoza: lmao some top rp in KFC
5. [LOOC] Dakota Rodriguez: Yo, is this guy for real
6. ** [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] scoops up five dollars off the counter and goes behind the room to get some of that cloned fried goodness mixing it in the bowl with some cheese, mashed potatos and gravy. He even minces up a biscuit in there!
7. ** Damion Smallwood looks around. Not a single person in the seats. He smiles warmly and feels a blissful urge to rub his dick in the chicken, but he'd never go that far. He knew his new destiny in this universe!
8. [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] says "Here's yo five dollar fill up, mayne!"
9. ** [An average male, 5'10...] takes the disgusting smelling food and sits at a table, quickly eating
10. [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] says "Ay mayne, welcome to that KFC goodness yo!"
11. [6`1 | Male | Olive Gr...] says "I want mash potatoes"
12. Mr Zoo has disconnected from the server.
13. [6`1 | Male | Olive Gr...] says "Feel me? "
14. [OOC] Charles Mendoza: Literally all the RP is in the KFC
15. ** Damion Smallwood points his right hand at the manager behind the counter, a sing-song tone in his voice as he states. "You there, great manager! Y'all niggas-" He pauses and takes a deep breath, flailing his arms above in a "jazz hands" effect "HIRING!" He ends off with a high note to follow his crescendo!
16. [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] says "Yo dawg, I get'chu."
17. [OOC] Dakota Rodriguez: B est RP KFC RP
18. [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] says "That'll be five dolla's yo!"
19. [6`1 | Male | Olive Gr...] says "Five dollas?"
20. [6`1 | Male | Olive Gr...] says "Five DOLLAS?"
21. [6`1 | Male | Olive Gr...] says "Man, fuck you!"
22. ** [6`1 | Male | Olive Gr...] would drive off.
23. [5''7 | Pale Blonde Ha...] says "Everyone! There's a murder going on at the motel!"
24. Damion Smallwood says "Shut up, bitch, nobody give a fuck."
25. ** [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] turns over to the black man suddenly a piano begins playing inside the KFC as he starts snapping his fingers walking up to the black man "So, you wanna work for the COlonel...well if you want this chicken hat, you gotta earn'em!" he says in a sing song voice along with the black man.
26. Damion Smallwood says "I'm getting KFC!"
27. ** [5''7 | Pale Blonde Ha...] scoffs and walks out.
28. ** Damion Smallwood turns his head away from the counter, his left fist clenched against the side of his face. "Will I earn it?" He says in a D Major 9 scale. He kicks over a chair and grips his chest. "This yearning for the chicken is too muuuuch!"
29. ** [Has a green jacket an...] steps away from the man and would try to walk out of the building to get away from him during his moment of anger.
30. ** [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] he jumps up on the bench his arms out wide back up singing for the black man "Will he earn it!" "He has to get that chicken for luuuuuuunch!"
31. Gunshots are heard outside the city tunnel.
32. ** Damion Smallwood falls to his knees, hands clasped to the air. "Oh please, ooOOH PLEASE! OOOOOH PLLEEEEEASE! GIMME DUH CHICKEN!"
33. ** [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] he does a flip off the bench signing in a E minor "Ooooh PLEASE" "GIVE EM' DAT CHICKUUUUUN!"
34. ** Damion Smallwood spins his body to face the manager, the sound of big room Jazz featuring tenor saxaphone, orchestrated brass, and piano drones on in the speakers. "Will he give it? Will-he-allow-it???" He pauses, giving the manager time to sing.
35. ** [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] begins to do some ballet over to the black man while the jazz orchestra plays "Do you want it?!" "Are you gonna earn iiiiiiiiiiit!"
36. major outbreak hits.
37. ** The orchestrated percussion and piano all die down... then slowly rise as Damion pauses and thinks very cautiously about this decision.
38. ** Damion Smallwood face is full of confusion, thoughts of a future career, his life goals all plotted into one precarious spot. He slowly rises, and with it, so does the music. He quickly grows a smile at the window as he runs over to touch them, sliding on a chair near the tables. "I've always dreamed, I've always dreeeamed... of one day getting hired by KFCEEEEEEE! Now that time is HEEEERE!"
39. ** Damion Smallwood looks back at the manager and runs to him, locking hands at upper torso level and throwing his back leg up with the manager, shooting his head to the stars and heavens above, the music finally climaxing. "AT KFFFFFCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!"
40. ** [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] turns around to face the black man his grin grows wide as he runs up to him and locks hands with him both his feet jump in the air as he sings in harmony "AT KFFFFFCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!"
41. [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] says "Okay yo, you're hired."
42. Jefferson Riche set Thomas Lycus's name to Doc. Thomas Lycus.
43. ** Damion Smallwood grows a wider smile on his face. "Thank you, sa'!"
44. ** [5*6" / Latino / Shave...] takes out a KFC employee cap and smock handing them both to the black man.

 

Following this musical we ended up shooting two cops for not respecting our right to say "Nigga" then ran to the forest where we accidentally unleashed zombies into the city

 

This is too good. :'^)

 

I...Amazing. I love it. -Horse

 

Latin orgy music.
This is perfect, literal art.

 

I want to see part two, with Dylan Roof.