The Unfortunately, Fortunately game. (Forum game)

How you play this game is you would say something like:

"Fortunately, I can drive a car without crashing"

and the next poster would say:

"Unfortunately, a spy came along and backstabbed you."

So that is how you play


I will start.

Fortunately, I am best friends with Obama.

 

Unfortunately, Obama is corrupt so he kills you for the lolz.

Fortunately, I can fly a plane.

 

Unfortunately, you drive a Golf.

Fortunately, I know CPR.
Isn't this basically a remake of corrupt-a-wish? Whatever, man.

 

Unfortunately, your CPR can only revive minges.
and I wasn't trying to make it a remake of Corrupt-A-Wish. But I guess it is. Idfk.

Fortunately, The twin towers never collapsed <3

 

You didn't do a fortunately.
You just killed your own thread.
How do you feel, Blizzard. Was it worth it?
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Fortunately, I can tell the time.

 

Wtf, I typed fortunately. -.-

EDIT: Fixed naow.

 

Unfortunately, because of the twin towers phenomenon never occurring, the widespread dogma of "terror fear" is never prevalent in American culture, and events such as the war on terror would never have an excuse to be sparked. The "american empire" never would have formed, and the turbulent middle east would never have gotten the media covereage it did, with the western conflict against al-queida and the taliban not existing. The largest supply of oil would remain uncontrolled and largely un-monopolized, and gas and oil prices would stay what they have been. Funding for companies (valve, EA, Microsoft) would be fastly different, and projects would be on a far smaller scale or nonexistant alltogether. Halflife is never created and conna wiles is never inspired to make a roleplay gamemode based off the fictional universe.

Fortunately, I have a very cute dog.

 

Unfortunately it's rabid and has to be put down.

Fortunately, I have an army.

 

Unfortunately, we have a Hulk.

Fortunately, I can draw.

 

Unfortunately, Only can draw stickmen.

Fortunately, I'm a trained sniper and in the British Army.

 

Unfortunately, you're dishonorably discharged and arrested for massacring a marketplace full of Afghan citizens.

Fortunately, I'm a lawyer.

 

Unfortunately, that means you're a 30 year old virgin.

Fortunately, I'm a hooker.

 

Unfortunately, I hate Cloud Sixteen.

Fortunately, I Like Love Fallout.

 

Stop. Killing. The. Thread. Pls.
Unfortunately, Fallout 4 is fake.

Fortunately, I look old enough to buy M rated games.

 

Unfortunately, you realize you're penis is only 3 inch, meaning your around 15... (i think)

Fortunately, I'm building a crew to bomb Fallout's HQ, Because I hate Fallout Balls.

 

Unfortunately the bomb explodes in your face and you die a horrible death for making such trash jokes and using 'you're' in the wrong syntax.

Fortunately, my PC can run The Witcher 3.