The worst/most illegal thing you have done.

Ive never really done anything too bad. Ive stolen shit and smoked weed a few times, I'm pretty edgy as you can see.
Also i tricked a 10 year old kid into thinking he was cursed and he started crying lol.

So basically post the worst thing you have done/the most illegal thing you have done. Fuck off narcs.

 

Probably violating my NDA with Valve

 

mine is probably supervising a large underage party with alcohol

 

I leaked the sale dates and the whole flash sales deal the first year it was on in 2010 (correction: 2012) or something, they got very upset

 

how did you get to know them though

 

I was a Steam Translator, I got quoted in a couple of online gaming sites and a bunch of game communities + the official Steam forums, probably how they found out

 

stay on topics u guys are staff wtf??? ((((

 

its about the topic and this is fast threads

 

screw u and ur cake

 

i stole a lolipop (true story)

nah, but back when i was a little degenerate i decided it would be a good idea to throw a brick in someones face

and throw a brick at someones van

and throw a brick at a car dealership

jesus i was such a cunt

 

this one time when i was 14, a few of my friends and a few of my sisters friends (we were all kind of in the same group) found a steamroller at a construction site near our house (it was like 6PM so it was unoccupied). it had the keys in the ignition, though, and we started taking turns driving that shit around and sitting on it and stuff. eventually, a cop pulled up and we literally all just fell/jumped off the thing without hesitation and ran the fuck away.

thank vishnu for fat cops

 

i drive without a driver's license
i have one year until i can get a license here

thank all the deities for tinted windows

 

something involving $500

 

IRA waiting to happen


Fuck this thread I ain't giving the PD no evidence.

 

where's dunjam at

anyhow

idk what was the most illegal thing i've done
probably nothing

@CakeZ [email protected]?!?!

 

Something that everyone does nowadays.

 

According to feminists I've raped women with my eyes, probs the most illegal thing I've done.

 

Set off fireworks in the middle of traffic to piss off the police

 

I was shooting my Mosin in an open field to test it out and someone walked right outside infront of my gun barrel right when I was about to pull the trigger. Thank God that didn't happen. I also may have accidentally left some water on the floor at the restaurant I was working at and a dude fell and messed up his ankle. Can't say that was 100% me though, the restaurant is kinda disgusting.


I also ripped the tag off a mattress. [HASHTAG]#edgy[/HASHTAG]

 

smuggled dirty jewish mexicans across the border

@TheLovelyPyro