Think of a quote that is really dark

In this thread, we make up quotes that a famous person would probably say that sounds really dark. I'll start.

"When life gives you fifty-three things; fifty one women, a bottle of chloroform, and a rag, you know exactly what I'm going to be accused of."
-Bill Cosby

 

"I think I'll release Half-Life 3, after all."
-Gabe Newell

 

"my name is not important. what is important is what i'm going to do. i just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass"

 

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo".

 

"I'm the king, the workers must be taught to obey. A technician punches out the other workers and they are now turned into loose synthetic fibers. They need to be pulled apart, this process is called opening the workers. The first machine separates the workers with a large steel spike roller. This mains them considerably, but not completely..."

 

tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ....fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

 

"lol muslims are right"

-David "Just Call Me Dave" Cameron

 

"I like bacon."

- David Cameron

How does it feel that the leader of your country has sex with animals?

 

I don't think he minds.

 

"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

 

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