This Week In Cloudsixteen v.nineplustenhundred

1-Savage overlord proclaims forum switch.
2-Savage overlord removes legendary, rage ensues.
3-Savage underlord wednesday's cash to continue being a savage underlord.
4-It's Christmas, you secluded fucking nerd.

Hello, and welcome to This Week in Cloudsixteen. I'll be your buttercup, Pyrocynical.

1-For reasons still incomprehensible to our mere human minds, the majestic overlord kurozazelo announced yesterday that C16 will migrate to a completely different forum at a unspecified date. Here is krouzael commenting on the matter;

Now, if that doesn't clear everything up, we don't know what does, but one thing is certain; these are the end-times. We are ever closer to the extinction of this pool of *complex repulsive word here* and *complex repulsive word here*, just as we were longing for some much deserved rest. Thank you, kurozazelel.

2-In an unexpected twist, our leader *leader_name* decides to not only deprive us of wew lad'ing further into this beyotch, but of our hard-earned and particularly elitistic legendary ranks as well. Sides are immediately formed, with the furries leading one legion of angry ex-legendaries whom want their edginess back ("let's admit it, most of us are here for that gay porn anyway"), while weirdly coloured pepes radically defend the notion that legendary must be removed to make C16 great again ("Legendary is the reason this place is going down the tubes. It should be removed in all cancery."). Both sides have received equally controversial(wat) signs of approval and denial, and whether the Discord will soon degenerate into a massive fuckfest is unknown. a.

3-After much fear, such despair, and very old D4nk Meme$, head janitor xXxcash's wednesdayXxX seeks the knowledge to find out whether he'll keep his position or not. The post is as follows;

We swear the tears aren't forming a bird. Anyway, after the arduous span of 37 minutes, kasraskrwoaihoiahuauhawfhafHOAFOHIAF replied with much needed wisdom in deez dark times;

It's decided, then: Lord Very Weird Day for Payday will remain as our head janitor, congratafuckalations my friend. Now give me crusander.

4-Stop reading this honorary wew lad and get the fuck out there, but try not to die of hypothermia. Maybe you'll find Santa along your trek. Maybe he won't cave in your skull with a candy cane while asking why the fuck you're spying on him while he's writing his name on the yellow snow or making snow ogres. Maybe he'll just give you a popsicle. So that you die of hypothermia. Eh, Santa was never really the good guy. Just stop being a weeb for once, 'kay?

Will kurawuzlel walk back on his statements, fearful of the change? Will the elitist circle-jerks become the Illuminati? Will I be permabanned after this post?! Find out more the next millenium when I'll probably release the next issue of This Week in Cloudsixteen!

this issue was sponsored by Ta-ta! Get Fucked!.corp.
a.

 

man i dont even give a fuck, fuck legendary and fuck everyone who unironically took pride in having legendary status too

 

that's denial right there bro
it's okay; we all need to feel that lil' power tingle from time to time.

 

i get my power tingle from shit posting and making the userbase angry

 

taking pride in having legendary status is like taking pride in being a virgin

 

i never took pride in it i just liked posting in there

why is every single one of my posts gone wtf

 

Active Member is the new circlejerk hahhahahHA

 

I can't remember who made that stick figure in the first pic, but every time I see it a bit of me dies inside (in a good way, as in I laugh some).

 

wasn't it kyundi or somebody?

 

Hmmm, no idea.

 

It was, I think.

 

HE REMOVED BOX

BUT KEPT GOOD CODER

DOCTOR M.D. WON