Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

This is an old forum game I made up with an old community based around a flash game. This game as far as I know has spread around to multiple other communities and has been fun.


Here's how this game works.

Somebody complains about something being in their soup, and then the next poster gives a reason or way to fix it.

Example:

Me: "Waiter! There's ice in my soup!"
Next person: "Then melt it in the microwave.
Waiter there's a gameboy in my soup."
Another person: "Clean it, fix it and it's yours."


I'll begin.

Waiter there's a table in my soup.

 

I thought you ordered the Mitch Special.

Waiter, there's a stack of pennies in my soup.

 

Sorry sir I thought you ordered the mint supreme.

Waiter, theres Bill Cosby in my soup!

 

And you have already failed. You must fix my soup or make up an excuse, then make something wrong with yours

 

Fixed it.

 

Then provoke it, until it goes out of your soup.


FUCK YOU WAITER, THERE'S A FUCKING STREAM OF PISS IN MY SOUP.

 

Aborted foetus.

 

Didn't you know that Hobo Piss is the key ingredient in "Pea" Soup?

Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup.

 

hes supposed to be there

Waiter, there's a Mitch in my soup, molesting my children!

 

Mitch is love, mitch is life.
Waiter, there's a hooker in my soup.

 

[me=The Waiter]grabs the hooker and throws her in the back. "Sorry. That was mine"[/me]

Waiter, there's a forum thread in my soup.

 

Wee wee, I thought you ordered the autism special, apologies.
Waiter, I ordered a cock meat sandwich, not soup.

 

Sorry, we ran out of Cock meat sandwiches, kuro ate them all.

Waiter, there's straight up semen in my soup, when I only wanted pre!

 

Sorry, I thought you we're gay.

Waiter, there's a TITAN in my soup!!!

 

I fucking hate you.
Waiter, there's a nigga in my soup.

 

I can't see anything wrong. You ordered Black Soup.

Waiter, there's nothing wrong with my soup.

 

shit that was the wrong soup im sorry sir

i wish for a-- wrong thread

 

Sorry, I'll give you the wishing thread soup in a moment!

Waiter, there's rotten human meat in my soup!

 

Welcome to Olive Garden.
Waiter, there's a small Asian man in my soup!