Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

Sorry sir, I'll get a European man at once.

Waiter, there is a Cloud Sixteen moderator in my soup!

 

Oh I'm sorry, I thought you ordered the fucking useless soup, I will swap it for a Supervisor right away.
Waiter, there's cum in my lap.

 

Sorry, that is an ancient tradition of ours. We saw you sleeping and, well, we couldn't stop ourselves.

Waiter, there is a "Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!" thread in my soup!

 

[me=The waiter]explodes from inception.[/me]

Waiter, there's partually exploded waiter in my soup

 

* "Cleanup crew to Aisle five!"

Waiter, there's Skype in my soup. My contacts are ruining it again.

 

Our apologies, we thought you called for it.

Waiter, there's a Gabe Newell in my soup!

 

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you ordered the '2-Only' special. We'll get you some 3s at once.

Waiter, there's a keyboard in my soup!

 

Code:

SOUP.EXE Has encountered a problem with USB PORT 2.0 KEYBOARD!

Waiter, there's a Soviet Jesus in my soup!

 

I'll alert the authorities!

 

Code:

Nope.avi has successfully opened.

 

Sir, we do not appreciate giraffes in here.

Waiter, there's an owner of a de-railed thread who can't even follow his own rules in my soup!

 

Sorry, I'll get a supervisor to perma-ban him immediatly and re-new your soup. You were supposed to have a moderator in there.

Waiter, there's a shit in my soup!

 

Sir, you're eating out of a gas station toilet.

Waiter, there's a dub in my soup.
wubwubwubwubwubwub

 

sorry, i dont let faggots eat me

waiter, there's a shitpost in my soup

 

Eat the shit and read the post of the shitpost.


Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!

 

*bang*
Waiter, there's a dead body spuriously in my soup.

 

Where the fuck else am I supposed to put it?
I'll get you a body bag, just pick out the dead body and your food should be fine.

Waiter, there's a prolapsed anus in my soup!

 

Sorry, I thought you ordered Dub's specialty.

Waiter, there's an outdated joke from 1993 in my soup! What joke? I have no fucking clue.

 

Sorry sir, Julian Clary made your soup. Who are they? I have no fucking clue.

Waiter, there is a dead thread in my soup!

 

Good.