Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

Waiter, I found a cat sleeping in my soup.

//>-> Walter, you remove that avatar right now. I will not stand to see Flutters doing that face to anyone.

 

Your avatar is fucking stupid, too.

 

Sorry sir, I thought you had ordered the sleeping pussy special.

Waiter, there is a homeless man's boot in my soup.

(lets get this thread back on track and stop bitching about everybody's avatars. <3)

 

no

 

Guys, c'mon now. Can we not even have ONE thread which doesn't turn out into a shortest of fights over about nothing?

I expected this in Discussions, not in a forum dedicated to useless posts.

 

Sorry, I thought this was in "Fast Threads."

Waiter, there's a dismembered dolphin in my soup!

 

guys im useless :'( make fun of me and vote dumb if you agree :'(

 

Dub pls


Waiter, there's a stupidly overpriced name-changer at $30 in my soup!

 

I love how people literally fuck the owner of this community in the ass. Metophorically.

I am victim of this, but... come on. Conna meant well with what he did. Just a bad execution.

 

Agreed, refrain from bashing him. He only means best for CW. It won't be as OA, but still. A bit more maturity won't hurt.

 

I believe you're looking for the discussion restraunt over on Forum Street.

Waiter, there's a Bradley Cooper in my soup!

 

*Briefly stares at Lugaru, before shooting him and, in one swift movement, grabs the bowl with Bradley Cooper in it and hurls it into a nearby trash can.*
Goddamnit...
*Turns to the kitchen and yells*
JACK FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP PUTTING DEAD BODIES IN OUR FUCKING SOUPS THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH!

...

Waiter, there is a pointless argument about My Little Pony in my soup!

 

Pick out Derpy, the rest will taste fine.



Waiter, there is an unnecesarry pun in my soup...

 

Sorry sir, I'll get you a new bowl of vegetable soup right away. We hope this gives you peas of mind.

Waiter, there is an eye in my soup!

 

Eye for an eye, burn for a burn baby. Deal with it.



Waiter, APB is ruining my soup again.

 

Never heard of it.

Waiter, I tried to put the wrong thread in my soup

 

Waiter, there's literally a literal condescending fly in what is literally my soup, literally waiter please literally get me a new soup, please.

This soup is literally so useless, I can't even literally eat it. I've literally this soup 1600 times.

I'm literally better than you, waiter.

Waiter, literally, get me a new literal soup please.

iront is dead

 

[me=Tydosius]slaps bender971 with a dictionary.[/me]

Waiter, there's free wifi in my soup!

 

Log in to our totally ad free hotspot and enjoy!

Waiter, there's a buggy code in my soup!

 

Sorry, I must've coded it.


Waiter, there's soup in my soup!