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Sorry about that sir, we'll get you a new soupception right away.

Waiter, there's a Mac in my soup!

 

You did order a bowl of apple soup. We were originally going to bring you the side dish as well, but it was incompatible with your soup.

Soup, there is a synthetic heart in my waiter!

 

Oh sorry, that was mine.

Waiter, there's a bad moderator in my soup!

 

Oh, excuse me, I'll remove him now. (Lol.)

Waiter, World of Warcraft has entered my soup, and is now battling the vegetables, in their new expansion; "Damps of Soup"

 

Oh sorry, we didn't wanted to release that DLC yet, let me take it down.

Waiter, there's a brick in my soup!

 

You must have ordered Oliver's mind. Our mistake, Sir.

Sir, there's a bag of M&M's in my soup!

 

You must have ordered Lugaru's mind. Sorry, sir.


Waiter, Teamspeak is stirring trouble in my soup.

 

Sorry, but we are currently preoccupied with vent stirring trouble in the pasta.

Waiter, there is a Blizzard fanboy who believes Vanilla WoW was the best in my soup!

 

Of course, we'll replace it with the EverQuest Soup right away.

Waiter, there's a Vampire in my soup!

 

Throw the soup with the vampire in it out onto the street. If it does not disintegrate, it will probably be involved in a horrible love story sometime later in life.

Waiter, there is some crappy teenage poetry in my soup!