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Weird Body Functions

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by _HappyGoLucky, Jan 4, 2015.

  1. _HappyGoLucky

    _HappyGoLucky Clockwork Customer

    Everyone has their weird parts(That I know). Even if it is like cracking their fingers 100 times over and over. Etc. What is yours?

    Mine is pretty much on my left side I can crack my bones as stated above. I can roll my lips and everyone things that I am sticking out my tongue.
     
    _HappyGoLucky, Jan 4, 2015
    #1
  2. Aflac

    Aflac Big Guy

    My left hip has this really cool thing where it goes and gets cancer
     
    Aflac, Jan 4, 2015
    #2
  3. TimTimTommy

    TimTimTommy birds are my fetish

    I used to be able to like; touch the back of my head with my feet.

    but now whenever I try it now I feel like a large-part of me dies.

    that's pretty much it for me

    oh yeah and I can like roll my eyes up so you like can't see my pupils anymore or some shit.
     
    TimTimTommy, Jan 4, 2015
    #3
  4. Top-Hat

    Top-Hat

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    I can sit like this, except my knees are touching.
     
    Top-Hat, Jan 4, 2015
    #4
  5. Charlie B. Barkin

    Charlie B. Barkin Charlie B. Barkin

    My penis increases in length and width when aroused.
     
    Charlie B. Barkin, Jan 4, 2015
    #5
  6. Valterain

    Valterain Dex is a chronic masturbator. Watch out. Clockwork Customer

    I fucking love you.
     
    Valterain, Jan 4, 2015
    #6
  7. Entengeneral

    Entengeneral Former Nazi

    i can dislocate my own shoulder to the point where it scares the fuck out of people.
     
    Entengeneral, Jan 5, 2015
    #7
  8. Mallet

    Mallet

    My back hurts.
     
    Mallet, Jan 6, 2015
    #8
  9. Rhenz

    Rhenz Who needs a map? Staff Member Moderator Legend

    My knee will crack over and over regardless of usage. Any time I bend it it'll pop and what not.

    It's funny to do it while cuddling.
     
    Rhenz, Jan 6, 2015
    #9
  10. Tommy

    Tommy used to be relevant Moderator Clockwork Customer

    i can stick my tongue behind my uvula.

    normally though it gets caught in front of it, but if i use my finger i can stick it behind it then flick it forward

    edit: just moved my tongue back without my finger to see how far it goes. i can stick it in my throat. it tastes nasty.
     
    Tommy, Jan 6, 2015
    #10
  11. Entengeneral

    Entengeneral Former Nazi

    you got a nice taste of mucus right there
     
    Entengeneral, Jan 6, 2015
    #11
  12. Daohlocks

    Daohlocks The Bible is my favorite sci-fi novel.

    I can crack all bones in my hands, I can fix my knuckles whenever they get busted just by turning my hand and applying pressure, and I can crack my neck sideways, four times.

    I can also fart whenever I want to.
     
    Daohlocks, Jan 15, 2015
    #12
  13. RJ

    RJ no pay Legend Clockwork Customer

    Once or twice a day it sounds like I'm breaking my neck.
     
    RJ, Jan 15, 2015
    #13
  14. TF7 Rules

    TF7 Rules worth the 25 bucks, totally

    I have a really special function that when I get perma-banned with no reason I won't strangle a child till death, at least till death.
     
    TF7 Rules, Mar 9, 2015
    #14

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