Weirdest Conversation you've had

Post your funny conversations here.

OT: everything I say during school

 

Yup.

 

Kermerd whoring out Novabox 2k15.

Code:

Valterain: isn't the torah the book the jews worship?
Torah the Explorer: yes
Valterain: you're a book..
Valterain: that explores?
Torah the Explorer: Torah the Explorer
Valterain: t-t-t-to-torah
Valterain: hitler no swiping hitler no swiping
Torah the Explorer: Awh man!
Valterain: you will be mein.
Torah the Explorer: ok
Valterain: ok
Valterain: conversation over
Valterain: going to go fap to hardcore jew on nazi porn.
Valterain: well, it's the other way around
Torah the Explorer: anne frank was hot
Valterain: meh
Valterain: 8/10 before she was gased
Valterain: then she was a 10/10
Torah the Explorer: idk what she looked like
Valterain: [URL='https://steamcommunity.com/linkfilter/?url=http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8609556.ece/alternates/w620/Andfghne-Frank-row-REX.jpg']http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8609556.ece/alternates/w620/Andfghne-Frank-row-REX.jpg[/URL]
Torah the Explorer: meh
Valterain: yeah
Valterain: a
Valterain: pretty meh
Torah the Explorer: not like a 3 bad
Torah the Explorer: but also not like a 7
Valterain: now that i think about it
Valterain: like
Valterain: a 5

 

The sex conversation my parents had with me and my 2 brothers at the same time. We just laughed and did the finger through the finger hole thing the whole time. We were 11...I'm done

 

every conversation ive ever had in my entire life

 

A black lady at our local dairy queen came up to us and said she won the presidential election but Obama stole her inauguration speech. She said she was brainwashed during the Vietnam war and held captive for 100 days but eventually broke free and killed all the Vietnamese operatives in Hanoi Hilton. She said she was betrayed by her partner in the war and the government was behind it all.

 

Once had a long conversation with a friend about my views on life. I think I was high during the event

 

7:14 PM - Oryx: ur a gay
7:14 PM - Oryx: nigga
7:14 PM - Ville Virtanen: nho
7:14 PM - Ville Virtanen: UR
7:14 PM - Ville Virtanen: A
7:14 PM - Ville Virtanen: GAY
7:14 PM - Ville Virtanen: NIGGA

this is just about every steam conversation i ever have summed up

 

lol'd
how old was she

 

Probably mid 30s if I had to guess

 

The first and only time i got high.

I was with this chick and we were doing bong hits, and after it hit me i i could hear music when either one of us talked, like what they or i were saying was in a music kind of rythm, and i could like, see music and words in patterns.. So anyway i started talking and it all went into a song that rhymed and everything i would say sounded to me like it was kind of auto-tuned or something. This blew both of our minds with what i was saying, because both high etc.
With this though, i was also pretty drunk and had just smoked a lot of weed, apparently that's probably what caused it, but damn was there sideaffects afterwards..

From the outside i reckon if there was someone else there they'd have through we were mental or something. It was a weird experience.

Don't drink & weed at the same time people.
Never drink and weed. :<

 

Once I had a conversation with two friends about if it would be possible for someone with podophilia to get tinea or a similar condition, and then go on to turn it into an STD.

 

First time I got high, I started wondering what if oxygen was really poison gas that took 100 years to kill u

Afterwards I started a conspiracy about Obama I forgot what it was about, but the jizst of it was his skin color or something reminded me of the devil

All of this was witnessed by a friend named faceless gentleman. He had not a single clue what the fuck I was saying lol