What is your favourite SCP?

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i tegret making this thread already

 

my favorite scp is five nights at freddys: sister location

 

For fucks's sake.

Guess I'll take it seriously.

SCP 173, everyone knows him. Statue man.
SCP 682, immortal adaptable lizard.
SCP 1983, "Pray to God as you fire. Literally. That's the only way your bullets will hurt them." - Best SCP I've read in a long time.

 

every scp site 86 made, oh and scp 1730 and a bunch others I can't name at the moment (no generic motherfuckers allowed....)

infact didn't u guys actually write an scp @cash wednesday

 

I didn't, Corb actually did though.
Some of scps we ended up doing were original, so if that counts lol.

 

Which scp did corb make?

 

He made one where it was the movie Insomnia yet instead of the main antagonist being what it was supposed to be it would be replaced by viewers of the movie if they had a criminal record and the entire storyline would change based on that. (I.e. If the viewer was arrested for DUI in the past the main protagonists, being William Dormer and Hap Eckhart, would do entire scenes about it along with added voice lines to arrest the antagonist for DUI and then the movie ends.)

 

Haven't read it yet. Past 1500?

 

My favorite SCP is SCP-343 ala 'God'

Claims to be the creator of the universe, and can't be detained by the foundation due to his omnipotence. He remains around the foundation because he believes his presence and talks with the personnel of the facility would simply miss him, so he decides to stay.

 

SCP-2000
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2000
basically all thaumiel scps interest me.

 

i like the one that turns people into inanimate cheese

i forgot its actual number but i know its there

 

Oh it's from this video's thumbnail, it's actually just a Zeus model from the workshop but I thought it fit him the best to be honest.

 

It's basically a teleporting chair. Don't know why but I find it hilarious.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-396

 

dunno what's going on here

 

Spoiler

CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-5-J

Object Class: Double triple keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5-J is to be kept in a Dog food-lined containment chamber located in The pentagon, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 Psychologists armed with Shitty sunglasses.

In the event that SCP-5-J ever begins Shooting its Leg, Dr. Bright is to Jumping SCP-5-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''Seinfeld'') is to be dispatched to SCP-5-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-5-J is a Strong Lion. Like most members of its species, it is able to John Fighting, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Dog food each day.

SCP-5-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Citizens, which causes it to turn into New Jearsy. Whenever this happens, all Satanists within a 4 kilometer radius will begin to Bashing someone's skull in like a twisted fucking psychopath uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Leonardo DiCaprio. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-5-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-5-J was first located in Fucksville where the Patriots were using it in order to Take over the tristate area. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''Seinfeld'') was able to recover the object with only 400 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 5-1



Dr. Hitler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Hitler, and I am about to test SCP-5's reaction to Billy. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Dickman ?


Dr. Dickman : Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Hitler: Excellent! I am now introducing the Billy to 5... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Dickman : Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Hitler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Arm! IT'S GOT MEIN Arm! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident 5-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

 

I remember this being the first SCP I ever read

 

i like the one that makes you see every film as a shitty 60's sci-fi movie no matter what

or 990 i think it is - the dude in foundation member's dreams who predicts things, namely an end of the world scenario which was prevented because of him

 

SCP-1459-J