What would you do if..

This will be an updated thread full of "What would you do if.." questions. I will look over your answers and after most have answered, I will put in a new reply stating a new question, then it continues on.
Also:
If your gonna post, answer the question aswell as whatever else you were going to say! (Unless you already answered!)

FIRST UP...

What would you do if you saw a naked man beating on your living room window with his dick, literally slapping the window. His face has the appearance of Morgan Freeman, but white, and with red freckles. (Also ginger hair.)



His dick would be 9 Inches long.
What would you do?

 

Laugh, and then get the shotgun. Rack the slide, and if he doesn't run, call the cops.

 

Touch myself appropriately.

 

Next question..

What would you do if you saw portal storms from Half life 2 in the sky.
And you saw people getting killed on the streets by Combine Gunships?

Yeaeeah.

 

I'd fucking sob until my heart implodes.

 

I'd be extremely happy, because then no more Hl2RP servers,
just Hl2 for real.
Then I could volunteer for Civil Protection once cities get established
and beat people.

 

Hide in the best place I could possibly find and wait until it was over. Then get taken into a city and become Civil Protection.

 

Make a nice little stash of weapons, place them somewhere the Combine can't get to easily, and begin training myself in the 7 hours I have in those weapons.

Then, come back to that stash later and become real lolwebel

 

cry because everyone on c16 would be dead because they're all under 18 including me

*sobs*

just kidding i would surrender to teh cumbean and try 2 liv

 

Oh nu
I just realized that.
Motherfucker.

 

I would take all my weapons (about 15 guns, which include ARs, shotguns, pistols, and a .22 Hunting Rifle) and ammunition (about 3,000 rounds for each gun) vehicle, and hide out in the Outlands. And wait for Freeman. And of course, take the girls to procreate.

 

Welp, I guess your fucking ready.

Until they fucking find you in the outlands, send a chopper, drop bombs ontop of you, manage to capture you, and make you into a Stalker or a Overwatch Soldier.
Then I'd laugh at you, seeing as I was smart, and joined the Civil Protection.

 

Be edgy because cumbines killed my family

 

It's too hot for them in Australia! The sun is my weapon!