WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?!? READ!:

WOULD THE ZOMBIES BE FAST?: YES.
INFECTED OR REANIMATED CORPSES?!?: INFECTED.
HOW WOULD IT SPREAD?: BY BITE, YOU FUCKER.
AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY WHAT YOU WOULD DO?: MY FINGERS HURT.

HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU SURVIVE?
Dont just say SURVIVE.
SHEESH

 

Survive.





Please no shitpost warning.

 

You don't fuckiing get it
Nope you dont sheesh i thought you had the brains of over 100 Gaben Newells
guess i was wrong
HOW WOULD YOU SURVIVE

[size=24pt]HOW WOULD YOU SURVIVE?!?

 

try survive

die

 

1.) Supply gathering.
2.) Steal Boat.
3.) ????
4.) Profit

 

Seeing how my internet company would be dead, I would take over the company and live inside the building they owned along with my gaming PC, and I'd attempt to play games on steam, hopefully meeting fellow survivors that did the same thing online. I'd power the electrictity with a bunch of zeds I captured running on a mill, generating energy.

 

Find a shotgun, that's in my house somewhere
Load it up, steal a van, drive to this old war vet's house, loot it, rob a gas station, drive to a food warehouse, and armor that place up. Shoot anything that comes in.

 

Actually be smart and not shoot everything.

 

Get on a boat with a fishing equipment & as much water as possible, and just set sail.

It won't last forever, but you'll last pretty well.

 

To be legit, I'd stay in my house for atleast a week when the panic starts. Let everyone else try to or actually get out of the city. Then go out looting, and go to a nearby forest.

 

Stick to the roof-tops and in the trees. :v

 

Kill myself.

 

kenny stop pls

 

the fuck
horrible
just no
horrid.

It would be so fucking fun in a zombie apocalypse, why would you kill yourself? Killing infected humans sounds awesome, fucking mangling their bodies, and the joy of raping other survivors, or killing them in horrid ways, such as pulling out their intenstite and hanging it off the edge of a roof. Just imagine, why would you kill yourself.

 

Go to a castle, in decent condition, with a moat and drawbridge.
With weapons.
Seeds for growing food.
Trustworthy, healthy people.

 

OT: I would try to go to a mountainous area or an area that would require vehicles and good footing to go very far

 

mr joe
no.
bad dog.

 

Judging by your avatar you don't look healthy at all.
You would not fit it with healthy people at all.

 

family

railroad

people

solar panels

mountains

profit

sex

babies

profit

 

fuckin urbans

Kennypls