What's the most out-of-line HL2RP moment you've ever experienced?

This thread is to dump the most stupidest situations you've ever been in. Whether it's a bunch of black guys beating you up in the middle of the street, or CP's doing the craziest shit, it can all be the immersion breaking nonsense! No, this isn't a bashing thread. If you think a community's shit, don't mention the name. thx.

I'll begin.

When I was, for like, the second time, being a webul, I was PM'd with these /it's of me pretty much hallucinating, and because they were good friends and RP'ers, I thought why not go along with it. So now I had this mental character, pretty much, the occasional PM forcing me to react to it with a /me of swinging a crowbar towards and empty doorway or some shit. Anyway, it got to the point where, publicly, over the City's PA, the Sectorial wanted to make me a part of them and break my craziness or some shit. Contemplating, and eventually being trapped in between two OTA's, a SEC and my fellow webul friends, I decided I was gonna die either way (webul friends had grenade, i was in a hallway) and charged at the SEC with a crowbar, because, why not? Substequently left for dead by the SEC, and then my friends shot me in the back of the head, and I took a PK.

Many 'what the fucks' were had afterwards.

good rp though

 

http://imgur.com/prDb82d,0AgTsCJ,bs6kuUv,6tD4HlR

 

** Darren White flips his heels up, pushing himself off from the nearby wall. He'd then begin to roll away, backwards, from the Officer on his rollerblade shoes.
Darren White says "Get with the times, Grandpa."

@Kyundi

 

Oh, Crepescular.... Good fucking times.

 

i've seen cannibals, this honestly hardly surprises me for something

expanding on that, i fucking hate it when they say they're mental or some shit, kill loads of people for fun, and then have something "cweepy" about them, like not being able to talk, and then they justify it with a "all ppl in hl3 wud be crazy wtf?" and yeah, i am looking at one certain player.

back on topic: i was in a server where i was trying to save some slave or whatever from the cp's. they found me, and i tried to attack. gave up and just went with it, and i swear to god, they send in this ai-robot-machine thing whatever the fuck and it shoots me

said i could get nlr but said i wanted pk to be an asshole. they were the asshole :V(

 

my friend got banned on a server for telling someone with terminator eyes "nice eyes faggot"

 

A citzen pissed on a OTA's boot

he died

 

Alright, back in the day when we were using NPCs to kind of populate the coast/canals a little bit with a vortigaunt and one or two rebels if I can remember, and from time to time kuro would hop onto a vortigaunt character to 'take command' of the NPC vortigaunt, per se. Well, the vort and Renshaw needed to sneak into the city in order to get supplies. After Renshaw had gathered whatever and left, I went into Observer while I waited for kuro to get some weird thing from above FOTO(?) that was never brought up again after that point. Well, when he ran across the catwalks a random civvie spotted him and ran up there to chase him. He chased him all the way back across the catwalks and the vort leaped down from the bridge to the street because fuckin' vorts man. Anyways, the civvie, without hesitation, just jumps off the bridge after him and CONTINUES to chase him. kuro shoots off a 'WTF' into OOC and I'm laughing my ass off trying to ragdoll this dude for some legit PainRP. Good times.

 

reminds me how i was almost shot dead for standing next to this bitch with a black combine assassian model
also the time i was shot dead for not fear rping because a rebel had an ota helmet on her belt
i pissed the guy off oocly by saying that im not fear rping so he killed me and my friend

 

Remind me when i went on a server and got banned for not playing nice to two erpers i was killing (ofc they were owners friends)

 

[Brown Hair|Brown Eyes|Brown Shoes|...]: "I've learned how to Shadowstep from watching Naruto, you can't hurt me."

 

Addy, anyone?

 

I once got banned on an HL2RP because the admins couldn't tell my character was serious, which was bullshit, he just talked funny because he was from South Africa.

@Arcade remember how well i'd RP out the accent? They legitimately fucking talk like that. Proof:



An example is in my signature.

 

I once saw a guy seducing an 11 year old child on Eternia: Roleplay.

He was banned.

 

^ What in the hell?

I saw logs of a dog engaging in coitous with a woman. Was really unsettling.

 

[LOOC] LCpl. Min-kyu Seong: fucking africans

 

It's lekker roleplay straight outta zef town, mank!

Oh, I also love those little nazi groups that try to mimmick history completely.

 

So on ShockCore Gaming the Chinese Communist Party has moved to the Ukraine to fight the Combine.

Their geographical skills really speak for themselves, their GPS must've been made in China.

 

W-what? That doesn't even make sense with context on that point. Who made that group?

 

What were they thinking? Really? I'm... I'm not even going to. You see this sort of stuff a lot in RP anyway.

On topic:

Another time, in a **********great server***********, I was in the Grizzly Grotto, on our *********favourite map***********, and was sitting down, talking to someone. Then, suddenly, this CP walks in, an Officer I recall. I swear to fucking God, they walk in with this woman, in one of the Lemonpunch bikini models, or something like that, and they fucking force this girl to give him a lap dance, or some shit like that. Me and this guy were just sat here, going 'wtf' OOC and IC, and after sitting there in discomfort, we just left, and then left the server.

I'm not sure if it was for himself, or for us, but either way, why the fuck, man.