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What's the saddest fact about you?

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by Zoo, Mar 9, 2015.

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  1. Zoo

    Zoo title

    Well, I got two.
    1. Not very athletic at all.
    2. Have hearing loss.
     
    Zoo, Mar 9, 2015
    #1
  2. Lev

    Lev certified honorable guy

    wait you're supposed to wash after jerking off
     
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    Lev, Mar 9, 2015
    #2
  3. Rhenz

    Rhenz Who needs a map? Staff Member Moderator Legend

    well you're not supposed to leave the stuff in yo' pants. it's actually a bacteria called Jacktaria.
     
    Rhenz, Mar 9, 2015
    #3
  4. Lev

    Lev certified honorable guy

    TIL

    edit so i don't get warned by a moderator :( :
    the last time i publicly spoke i almost started crying and i was sweaty af i don't even know why. i'm good at speaking in front of lots of people, that time it was just like. break down!!
     
    Lev, Mar 9, 2015
    #4
  5. Daohlocks

    Daohlocks The Bible is my favorite sci-fi novel.

    Im a lazy nerd.
     
    Daohlocks, Mar 9, 2015
    #5
  6. Mr.Joe

    Mr.Joe Don't look at me like that, it's creepy!

    I want to kill everyone that smokes in public because they are absolutely retarded, sad fact
     
    Mr.Joe, Mar 10, 2015
    #6
  7. Daohlocks

    Daohlocks The Bible is my favorite sci-fi novel.

    whenever i enter a bus and i see a fat ass lady hearing music on her turtle beach speakers, blocking the entire doorway, i reeeeeally feel the urge to kick her out of the bus as soon as the door opens.

    it's sad because i'm too thin to do that.
     
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    Daohlocks, Mar 10, 2015
    #7
  8. Aflac

    Aflac Big Guy

    3 years out and I'm still hung up on it like it happened yesterday
     
    Aflac, Mar 10, 2015
    #8
  9. Valterain

    Valterain Dex is a chronic masturbator. Watch out. Clockwork Customer

    Can't keep a girl for more than a month it seems.
     
    Valterain, Mar 10, 2015
    #9
  10. TimTimTommy

    TimTimTommy birds are my fetish

    My unhealthy attraction to Mordecai from Regular Show.
     
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    TimTimTommy, Mar 10, 2015
    #10
  11. Downey Detergent

    Downey Detergent hi Clockwork Customer

    THe only person I talk to is my girlfriend, really.

    All my School friends are dumb af
     
    Downey Detergent, Mar 10, 2015
    #11
  12. MibNic

    MibNic Guest

    Hyper-salivation often makes me slur my speech, however I get used-car-salesman charisma whenever I'm not choking on my own saliva.
     
    MibNic, Mar 10, 2015
    #12
  13. Kyundi

    Kyundi male_04

    1, i got tinnitus
    2, i blame myself for my father's death
     
    Kyundi, Mar 10, 2015
    #13
  14. Vamure

    Vamure ur dad is on grinder

    1.im sexy
    2. profit
     
    Vamure, Mar 10, 2015
    #14
  15. Tommy

    Tommy used to be relevant Moderator Clockwork Customer

    i dont feel emotions when i should sometimes, such as feeling nothing when a family member dies and really makes shit weird.
    i also feel emotions when i shouldnt, such as just the random urge to break down or beat the shit out of someone

    hormones¿
     
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    Tommy, Mar 10, 2015
    #15
  16. The Dovahneer

    The Dovahneer i can change my title

    i used to be fucking internet cancer back in 2011-2012
    i look at myself from back then and it makes me sick
     
    The Dovahneer, Mar 10, 2015
    #16
  17. Dremek

    Dremek

    3muchpersonal5me
    3uncomfortable5me
     
    Dremek, Mar 11, 2015
    #17
  18. TF7 Rules

    TF7 Rules worth the 25 bucks, totally

    "i hav the urge sumtimes of killing everyone cuz theyre so fucking idiotic adn im smart af xd im relly emo and i want to kill myself and im so awesome and and and"
     
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    TF7 Rules, Mar 12, 2015
    #18
  19. Top-Hat

    Top-Hat

    I can type 120-140 wpm on a keyboard that doesn't have the letters written on it. Pretty sad.
     
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    Top-Hat, Mar 16, 2015
    #19
  20. Mr. Spak

    Mr. Spak E Clockwork Customer

    A lot of my friends are online.
     
    Mr. Spak, Mar 16, 2015
    #20
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