Worst CCA app ever

This is legit the worst CCA app ever DONE.
http://astrorp.boards.net/thread/58/laura-taylors-cca-application-3
Prepare to laugh your ass off.

 

That's rude, If it's bad spare them the embarrassment, don't post it here just cause.

Lol'd at this though.

"Half Life 2 is about Combines invading Earth and Morgan Freeman is sent out to stop the invasion"
"invading Earth and Morgan Freeman is sent out"
"and Morgan Freeman is"
"Morgan Freeman"
"+SUPPORT."

 

I actually found this hilarious.

 

Hipster, let me quote her app.
"Type a scentence about Half Life 2: Half Life 2 is about Combines invading Earth and Morgan Freeman is sent out to stop the invasion"
"Morgan Freeman"
I'm done.

 

Yeah. It might be bad but it's still a dick move to post it here.

 

It's not bad, it's funny. She actually made 4 applications and deleted one of them. And her description was the best. "Brown hair, blue eyes, nice ass, big titties, skinny, blue shirt, black jeans, black shoes"
You guys should learn how to laugh.

 

It's only funny if it's a shit app and it got accepted, telling us it's a shit server and such.

Just let [member=2001]Monkah[/member] handle the lol'ing at others apps.

 

I will agree that bit was pretty fucking funny. But like what Hipster said.

 

I handled a whitelist server once, and was a part of going through applications.

Never again.

 

I give props to this person, this one gave me a good laugh.

Let me quote my personal favorite sentences....

Historical sentences by jon123

Spoiler

^such detail very wow^

 

Wow that application.

 

I'm too focused on the shitty proboards theme, and proboards itself.

 

Dear god. There is so much that is wrong with this application. They even got a voice command wrong. "suspect, be prepared to receive Judgement" is "Suspect, be prepared to receive Civil Judgement." or something along those lines. Also, HL2RP/HL2 in general doesn't have phones. Nor debit cards.
I could go on, but I'd rather not make an application sized rant.

Also, the forums are complete garbage. Only think that's possibly good is the organization, which even that is bad.

 

"Suspect, prepare to receive Civil Judgement!"

 

Thank you.

 

Believe me or not, but someone once came up with this:

I just don't even this. Also, one that follows a format:

Spoiler

Why do you want to join the MPF ? : Want to let protects your town city -17 to the last drop of beer

What do you think the MPF will be like for you ? : I will die lol

What are you expected to do in the MPF ? : Procreation of Population

What is your character backstory? (2 paragraphs at least - One before 7HW, they are after):
lived once Smark in had a family when and children Smark was a normal man worked had a good life he had two husbands and WOGN had a good car even the car was healthy and strong, but it changed sometime in Augustus when it was 7 hours of war and combines killed him

Please write an atleast 10 line roleplay example . (Use / me ) :
(me) citizen
(me) apply
( citizen) says nothing
(me) citizen
(me) apply
(me) please
(me) or they will kill me
( citizen) suddenly begins to run
(me) Hold it right there!
(me) possible 4-0-4-1-7 here
(me) suddenly shoot him in the dick
(me) citizen fallus
(me) I grabs him by the balls
(me) I'm taking to jail
(me) explains my situation I was forcing him to suck my dick
(SeC) no u suck my dicl
(SeC) gives him death for 5 minutes

[b ] [i ] Charactor info : [/ i] [ / b]
name: Smark Johnson
CID : wat is dis
Age : 84
height : 189 kg
Hair color: green
Eye color: black
Gender : yes gender and feminist
Race : dog
Distinguishing marks : he likes to play with balls , good fite and rekt u m8 , well- rum

List previous fields you are experienced in: fight in instruction manuals , lame silhouette , listing to orders, fast curse , huge asshole

Have you had any previous affiliation with the CCA ? not surprise

Have you received any infractions from and officer ? If yes , Explain : i killed a sectorial commander

My friend replied to the thread: WTF is that, negative!
To what that dude replied: sorry i will suck off you but give me a positive
plz

I don't know how dumb do you have to be to make something like that. But well, he was a Pole.

 

A Pole troll.

 

And I thought being the Divisional Leader of Union on LNG got me through some bad applications. but this one really takes the medal and all the fucking cake.