Would you rather..

Since there aren't any other forum games besides ones involving avatars, decided to do this one.

Simple game, give two choices, next post answers and gives another two choices. Rinse and repeat.

Would you rather be rich or renowned by the world for being a nice guy.

 

"They" say nice guys finish last...but that's not always the case.

I'd rather have to go with being rich, because it's not like I want everyone to know me for being nice.

 

Fuck you.

 

I'd rather not be fucked.

What you rather bum me or bum yourself?

 

Myself, not into wolfies.

Would you rather keep your hands or feet?

 

I'd rather keep my hands. Can't play gmod with your feet.

 

Would you rather manage lemonpunch or manage cloudsixteen?

 

Cloud Sixteen, at least a majority or equal amount of people here are competent and LemonPunch launders money.

Would you rather be in a fictional cartoon or anime?

 

Rich. I don't have to prove shit to anyone else how fucking nice I am. If they don't believe me they can fucking jack off in a corner and cry about it...

*curls up in a pile of blankets and takes a nap*

 

Anime. inb4 "weeaboo faget!"

Much more real, cartoons are too silly.

Would you rather be mentally or physically handicapped?

 

Mentally.

 

Read the OP, jegus. You forgot to provide a would you rather.

 

Excellent question, I would prefer to be physically handicapped. Although I'd find it hard still, if I ever did become irreversibly mentally handicapped, I'd want to be put out of my misery.

Would you rather live in a state that forces love or forces celibacy?

 

Oh rubbish, my mistake.

Because it can depend on the severity of the mental handicap I've got.

 

Oh god... I don't even... Erm... Can I pick neither? No? Fuck... Erm... I guess my eyeball cut? I mean, having your nuts crushed... Losing your manhood seems worse than just losing an eye.

 

Dang sexualism, should have been more specific when I mentioned celibacy (meant it to be the complete absence of sexual activity - and yes, that includes whatever practice you were referring to). To answer my own question, I would definitely live in a society that forces celibacy.

To answer your question, I would rather cut my eyeball open horizontally. Although I don't like that question very much because both methods equally are awful, but the latter sounds like something more sadistic than you would see in 'Saw'.

Would you rather live in a cold dry climate or a humid hot one?

 

'Stralia.
Answers your question.

 

Would you rather only play the Halo franchise or the Call of Duty franchise?

 

Probably halo... Call of Duty is filled with more dudebros, children and edgy teens.

 

Would you rather...
a) Make a phone call to the leader of your country while high
or
b) Make a public speech to a large crowd while unprepared