Would you rather..

Break back twice, then I won't ever have to do sports again! And you never said anything about not getting anesthetics or painkillers with the breakback, so yeah.

From my avatar (Click here for much better res) would you rather have sexual relations with the Koopa anthro, Shygirl Anthro, or Piranha Plant Anthro?

 

Shygirl.

Would you rather be the protagonist of a slow-paced, story based drama game or fast-paced action game?

 

Fast-paced action game, want to shoot all da bad guys.

Would you rather be forced to watch every Justin Bieber Concert until the end of time, or be forced to watch One Direction until the end of time?

 

*gulp* Justin Bieber.

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Red Pill
Will you choose the Red pill?
The Red pill: You stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.​

Blue Pill
Will you choose the Blue pill?
The Blue pill: The story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.​

Which will you choose?​

 

Blue pill: Steak simulator 2kXX

Would you rather everyone bow to you when you walked past or the ability to piss your favorite drink?

 

Piss favourite drink.

Would you rather cut off your own ears with a rusty pair of scissors very slowly, or be subject to http://youtu.be/xdkLZNyEMVU
Forever on 5x volume?

 

MAGIC MISSILE, MAGIC MISSILE.

Would you rather fall to your instant death off a nuclear bomb riding reverse-cowboy, or be launched into the sun?

 

huh. now that sounds like a familiar movie
[lmgtfy]Dr Strangelove[/lmgtfy]

gimmie the nuclear bomb baybeeeee

would you rather overdose on ketchup or be devoured by a bunch of naked racoons

 

Major Kong Rides the Bomb
Atleast I won't burn to death horribly, It'll be a quick death with nuke.

Ditto of my first "would you rather...", but Discord dun answer it.

As for Hipsterdoges, Ketchup.