Your best one-liners, smartass comments, and insults. (To no one in particular)

Your best one-liners, smartass comments, and insults. (To no one in particular)
A more unique fast-thread I'd hope then, "your favorite music" and so on.

I'd have to say mine... (and this is not completely original)

"You may want to buy yourself a new toothbrush...
Because I had to use your's to scrub the cum of your mom's teeth the other night."

And through ratings (which I highly encourage) we shall pick our winners! Who will receive a MEDAL!
BEST:
RUNNER-UP:

 

You candle sniffing fuck fence. :3

 

Get that chicken fucker!

 

If I had wanted a cum back, I'd have wiped it of your mommas face!

 

You Dildo.

 

nig nog
- Simon Version

nig nog wig wog
- Hipsta Doge version

 

My original one that got me like 15 Zings during an argument with idiotic Soviet Jesus. Got into an argument about him not being... "authorized" to pick at a community when all his were shit, and died every week, resulting in him making a "new" community literally atleast twice a month. He then began to ask when I ever had a good server. I told him C16 Cider 2. He replies with "one that didn't last a week."


">one week<
You were saying?"

 

I'm a pussy? That is true. I am what I eat.

 

I got like 5-10 winners on my hate threads against Vonel.

I also had this one, where I got like 11 zings, and it was against someone I forgot, but the thread got deleted. So idk.

 

your waifu smells like stale cum

 

Dupsende eat shit.
Fuck off, Lev.

Those are more personal ones.

 

I'm starting to think you're actually serious. ;(
ban heeem!
/joke

I also remember that one time in the @legendaries that I told SJ off, and I got like a total of 7 winners.

 

"ye well last nite i tickled ur mom"

 

Me being a Facebook warrior and all, I got some good ones.

"Someone get this guy some toilet paper, he's talking shit."
"I can hear the bullshit as you're typing from here. Yikes."
"k i l l y o u r s e l f : )"

And finally, my master one liner.
"Are you done?"

 

'Lul ur a fgt nub'
'I fked ur mum in the bum'
'Rekt lil scrub'

 

Whenever I get mad at people I try to swear less.
So instead of calling people fucking bitches

>Hero gets mad
>Adrian "Hahah"
>Hero "Shut up you fucking Tit."

 

yo mama so fat she needs cheats to wii fit.

 

Cockthirsty Shitwizard

 

Better at sex than anyone, you say? I'll just begin the long waiting for you to actually ever get a partner.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet spaghetti and shit out a smarter comment than that.