Your best one-liners, smartass comments, and insults. (To no one in particular)

i know you are but what am i?

 

A nerd.

(insert shock image here)


On-topic:
"What you just said was one of those pick-up lines that never work."

 

I broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number.


SIKE! That's the wrong number!

 

ur mom!

 

I could eat a bowl of alphabet spaghetti and shit out a smarter comment than that.

 

You remind me of Walter

 

I'm hardly like Walter.

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Ur a gay cunt

 

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Daaaamnn girl are you a fire hydrant?

'Cause you're really fuckin' loud and annoying.

 

i cant post my one-liner because it violates forum rules but ill post most of it and lets see if you can guess it

"shut up you fucking n____"

 

"Your mother should have swallowed."

or

"Your dad should have pulled out."

or

"When the doctors saw you when you were born, they told your mother; "Your baby looks bad and you should feel bad."

Spoiler

Insult? Why not Zoidberg?

 

I'd choose you instead of Kenny...

 

User was warned for this post by Atebite (*reason*).

 

I actually fear I will one day forget to replace the text.

 

fuck you, you fucking fucking sissy, transexuality is a mental illness and your dad should have hit you harder as a child

kill yourself faggot

and that was diglett in: how to get instantly banned from c16

 

My best!

ur gay

ur even gayer than before

damn ur gay

ur from Cloud Sixteen aren't you?

 

The basic plotline of the up and coming book, Betty White and Mount Clitoris. Authors are the three musketqueers.
3 friends must go in to a forest, fighting off giant crabs, whilst trying to find the G-spot to have a picnic.