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Your most autistic moments with Clockwork.

Discussion in 'Fast Threads' started by Valterain1, May 29, 2014.

  1. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    The title tells all, tell your stories about all your retard moments on Clockwork as a whole, I do not feel like restricting to a single schema, I'll go first.
    I was playing Starship Trooper roleplay and It was me and 3 recruits so we decided to minge launch to the surface, and then I started roleplaying as a giant tentacle monster that ate humans and I had my minions refer to me as master, long story short they gunned me down with a fuck ton of morita's, rest in peace Validus Gaming, rest in peace.
     
  2. Charlie B. Barkin

    Charlie B. Barkin Charlie B. Barkin

    People using 'insane' characters to avoid fear and say that they can instantaneously react to any given situation.
     
  3. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    Ahem, stories about yourself, not other people, show your real autism.
     
  4. Charlie B. Barkin

    Charlie B. Barkin Charlie B. Barkin

    Alright, me having a character called Vincent Burger with his counterpart Vincent Berger, telling people to join our religion, we take them to an apartment and bum them.
     
  5. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    Man, your shit isn't nearly autistic as my shit.
     
  6. Charlie B. Barkin

    Charlie B. Barkin Charlie B. Barkin

    I probably have other moments, it's just hard to recall, so much shit has happened to quite keep up with it all.
     
  7. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    I remember everything from VG, I've played on few servers and that's one of them.
     
  8. TheHipster

    TheHipster rhenz is a fairly decent fellow

    I once had a character who worshiped satan and had pentagram tattoo's covering his body and 666 and all that.

    The best part was when I drew a pentagram with some dead zombies blood and then sacrificed a Civil Protection unit on it.

    Still not completely sure why I did this.
     
  9. Tydosius

    Tydosius I am deeply sorry.

    Were you hoping I wouldn't see the title?
     
  10. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    We all know you hold the most autism.
     
  11. AntiShitizen

    AntiShitizen shart fourty-three kilos of onions into my scapula

    i heard leomarr ate well that month
    rip in dorito bleki und litlenard
     
  12. Badhamknibbs

    Badhamknibbs /me snaps neck Clockwork Customer

    Back in the good old days when Quantum Gaming was the best server for CW:HL2RP ever, I became the owner of a huge business, and because the map was City 8 I got that Amaria building or whatever it was called. Anyways me and some other guy decided to minge to all hell because the admins weren't online, and you know that elevator in that building?

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    Well, I went out, knocked some casual civs out, and chucked them under the elevator. And then I called the elevator down, resulting in the most hilarious thing ever, looks like an animation glitch.

    Anyways, that is the story of how my ingame business was shut down.
     
  13. Plexi

    Plexi Guest

    erp with sloth on dragon x
     
  14. erp with sloth on some random free tnb server
     
  15. Valterain1

    Valterain1 Guest

    Lol, you kept bothering me about a admin position.
     
  16. tydosius
    get over it
    youre going to see the word autism
    everywhere you go
    get the fuck over it dude
     

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